Screw you very much, Quicktime plugin.

I'm sure it's a consequence of the unique amalgam of running applications, Firefox extensions and plug-ins, and my nasty Win2k OS and not a problem with QuickTime. Really.

But here's the deal...on this revolting work PC of mine, Firefox crashes shortly after I open any file that defaults to QuickTime. That'd be any .MOV or .MP3 files on my 'puter. It's driving me bonkers.

Yeah, I know...I'm not really supposed to use Firefox on my computer at work - it's not "officially supported."

Yeah, I know...I'm not really supposed to be browsing the internet at work - it's "unproductive."

Yeah, I know...I'm not really supposed to be downloading/streaming videos and music at work - it's "preventing me from killing myself out of boredom."

Only Microsoft...

I have a Cingular (The new AT&T!!!) 8125 smart phone. This thing runs Windows Mobile 5, however, so the intelligence of the handset is pretty debatable.

You see, I work in an office. I don't want my co-workers to hear my phone blasting That Song by Big Wreck every time somebody calls me, so I keep it on vibrate during the day. Nothing special about that, right? Well if I had the ringer turned on, the low battery indicator would issue a short beep. Push a few electrons through the speaker so you know the phone needs charging, but don't use too much of that precious battery power to tell me, mkay?

What happens when the batter is low and the phone is on vibrate? Well what happens if somebody calls you and the phone is on vibrate? The phone doesn't make a sound - it activates a small motor inside the phone and spins an intentionally off-balance weight at high speed to cause the vibration. This is exactly what happens when the battery is low, too. However, incomprehensibly, the phone vibrates for a full five seconds! What better way to conserve battery power than to spin a weight inside the device just to tell me that the power is running out!

Maybe other phones do this, too, but most other phones are running very simplified operating systems compared to Windows Mobile. There should be no reason to expend the dwindling stored energy in my phone on a buzzing, spinning weight other than an incoming phone call, and no matter which platform is on the phone, surely it's only a software problem to kill the motor when the battery is low.

I've been a little tired of my phone for a few months now, but this is one of those things that annoys the crap out of me ever time it happens.

So I'm curious - do any other phones behave this way? Does the iPhone? Does Windows Mobile 6?

Urban Manifesto

I'm continually amazed with Man's desire to have his cake and eat it, too.

I hate urban sprawl - absolutely. I hate seeing perfectly good land get swallowed up by shopping malls, townhouse developments, car dealerships, and tepidly unoriginal chain restaurants. It saddens me to see Midlothian and Richmond's West End turn into miniature versions of Northern Virginia, locked in horrible traffic and a suburban staleness which characterizes such rapid commercial development.

Recent figures put Virginia's population growth rate around 5.4% - that's about 380,000 people a year! Even if we cut that in half we're talking about a huge net increase in population in my home state. Where do most of these new people go? Urban centers like the DC metropolitan area, the 757 area code, and of course, Richmond, VA.

Unfortunately, this burgeoning collection of new residents doesn't want to live in the urban centers where they seek jobs. The native Virginians don't want to either. "Too much crime!" they cry. "Too much noise! Too filthy! To expensive!"

So those who can afford it move outside of the city. This actually hurts in two ways. First (and so huge a topic on it's own that I'll not address it here in depth), the city itself starts to decay. Land values drop because more people sell than buy. The two-fold decrease in property taxes (fewer residents and lower values collected) causes city budget issues which harm city schools and infrastructure. Thankfully, my fair city of Richmond is in a state of gradual renewal with increasing numbers of young people preferring the character of the city to the vanilla suburbs.

Of course, the more sinister effect of this urban exodus is the so-called urban sprawl. These city workers who want nice yards and picket fences now have to drive a further distance to their place of employ. That's more pollution, folks, especially since the "rugged individualism" fostered so strongly by our culture keeps us from being comfortable in a good-old-fashioned car pool. And don't forget that these suburbanites don't want to drive more than five minutes to do their shopping! So smart retail executives build shops of all sorts in the suburbs. Pretty soon the service industry moves out to the suburbs as well, and you know what? Business in general starts to add to the sprawl. What was once a nice green space is now a densely-populated traffic hell with more petty crime and even a few run-down strip malls closer to the city where the growth started. Suddenly, people in these "suburbs" start looking for more open space and move further out...

And so on.

New construction and development in the city is an easy prospect in my mind (though not necessarily cheap). People expect commercial development, and when you're in the city, you don't typically worry about bulldozing farmland to make way for an apartment building or a sky scraper. I don't mind this sort of development so long as you're not pushing people out (which is yet another topic). In fact, I love seeing dilapidated structures and districts replaced with vibrant new areas to explore.

But then we have the suburbs. Even in such a crowded, bland, sub-divided wasteland as Western Henrico County, people would sooner build characterless town house developments a little further out instead of building a single condo or apartment building that's over four stories tall in an existing developed area. A lot of the people who decry the building of tall structures in these "suburban" areas mischaracterize the concept of urban sprawl when they try to keep the city from coming to them.

Well I say stop building further from the city. I say shut up about tall buildings and denser building plans in these areas. I say build up, not out.

A good example of what I'm talking about is the forthcoming West Broad Village development in Short Pump. Sure this is an upscale, exclusive, corporately planned (by the warm and friendly sounding Unicorp, no less) venture, but they get lots of things right about this such as mixed use space, more densely contained living arrangements (more like the Fan than Brandermill), and a design based on a walkable community. They also plan to have a few towers over 10 stories to house a hotel and office space. Yes, the old farm land that use to sit between West Broad Street and Three Chopt Road is now a collection of berms and dirt, but a series of taller office and apartment buildings clustered in the middle of an already heavily developed section of town will help stem the tide of further suburban spread - not add to it. Imagine how much smaller Innsbrook would be if the buildings were all 10 stories or more!

But no. The citizens of Henrico County don't want tall buildings in their collective back yard. So what if the immediately surrounding area consists of office buildings, car dealerships, highway ramps, and retail space as far as the eye can see. It's too "urban." Well thankfully, plans are moving forward anyway.

Will developments like this solve the problem of urban sprawl? Of course not. But it's my hope that people will stop crying for the loss of their view or the loss of a few acres of grass in the middle of suburbia, and start building up. Otherwise, we'll be weeping for the loss of a few million acres as the population continues its spread out into the surround farmland of the Old Dominion state.

Playing Catch Up

So my few loyal readers will have noticed an absence in both posting activity and actual site activity over the past 24 hours. This is because my hosting provider, Dreamhost, had a ridiculous hardware issue that took them a lot of time to properly diagnose and resolve. Even their main support page, Dreamhoststatus.com, was unavailable for quite a while today leaving many folks in the dark as to what was wrong and when it would be corrected.

Serious hardware outages have occurred a few times in the past two years that I've hosted my website with these people, and this time is bringing me even closer to a serious switch in hosting providers. Media Temple's Grid Service is looking pretty good except it's $20 a month vs. the $8 a month I pay now. Anybody have any other good recommendations?

Anyway, I'm going to be writing several posts in the immediate future, so those of you on Twitter or subscribing via RSS, pardon the barrage :-)

Okay, they're REALLY inept.

It seems that U.S. Customs officials don't have access to knowledgeable computer technicians, since a single network card brought down the whole screening process for TEN HOURS at LAX this past weekend. This was a problem on one computer apparently, the caused issues everywhere else, and led to the stranding of about 17,000 passengers!

How is it that such a critical system could have any single point of failure? And why did it take so long to diagnose the problem and repair it? It's crap like this that feeds the stereotype of "government quality" work.

Ruin Your Corporate Image 101

CNN Money is reporting on a lawsuit that truly infuriates me: Johnson and Johnson is suing the American Red Cross because the charity is using the red cross symbol on certain emergency/first-aid products that it sells for fund-raising.

Now, apparently, Clara Barton herself signed some agreement with Johnson and Johnson in 1895 about the use of the symbol on medical supplies. But let me ask you this: what do you think of when you see that iconic red emblem? I tell you what I don't think of. I don't think of band-aids, or gauze, or other home medical supplies. I think of a humanitarian organization. You see a red cross with four even-length sides? What do you call it? A red cross? Yeah, I thought so.

Way to go, Johnson and Johnson. Sue the charity. You look great doing it. You look great fussing your way right into the Corporate Embarrassment Hall of Fame. You almost make the RIAA look noble. Well, not really, but this is downright shameful.

(read: "stupid blog memes")

You know, I'm sick and tired of seeing the following on websites:

"...So and so likes to [insert sarcastic italicized word/phrase here] (read: [insert true meaning of statement here])..."

A good example is on the otherwise excellent Daring Fireball:

"...but that Apple “seek” (read: “pay for”) a license..."

I know I've probably been guilty of it myself at least once, but I'm starting to see it EVERYWHERE. I've already seen it on two completely different sites today (including DF), with different styles, purposes, and audiences. There are a few things that bug me about it.

First, it's not really funny anymore. I'm sure somebody started using that device for the purpose of emphasizing the lunacy of a discussed topic. Now I see it at least once a day. Why did the chicken cross the road? To peck your eyes out for using a joke that stopped being funny the second time you heard it.

Second, I don't like the way this device functions. It assumes you didn't get the sarcasm in the first place. When you examine the contextual use of the "(read:)" element you see that it's at least redundant and at most presumptuous.

Finally, why on earth is it structured in such a way? Writers often use parentheses to contain explanations or extensions of preceding statements. Why, then, do we need to add "read:" inside the parentheses? It's as if the author is saying, "Just in case you don't know what to do with the following words, you should read them. And assume that's what I really meant." d00d, teh sux0rz.

The Company Stooge

I was in Target yesterday shopping for a Christmas gift for my Mother-in-law when I approached the Electronics section. There he was - a tall, nerdy looking gentleman speaking enthusiastically to some would-be customers by the Microsoft Zune kiosk.

As I neared the fellow, I could hear him extolling the virtues of the little would-be iPod competitor. Why on earth would somebody be so excited about this device which has received so many lukewarm reviews by periodicals and consumers alike?

The camera tightens on a badge dangling from the guy's neck beside an "XBOX" logo on his shirt, and we see Microsoft employee credentials.

There it is. A paid, card-carrying MS stooge hawking sub-standard electronics to unsuspecting shoppers on the basis of what you can do with the Zune "when it gets popular." This man was on the premises from 10 am to 6 pm every day until Christmas, sanctioned by Target, to promote MS' non-software wares - the Zune and XBOX.

Blech. Just what I need at my big-box retail chain...a salesman.

Zicam, how I hate thee.

Imagine you had a Starburst candy. You unwrap it and are greeted by the faint aroma of strawberry, so you toss the chewy morsel 'twixt your choppers and start gnawing.

Then you remember that it's not Starburst, but Zicam, masquerading as strawberry candy until the fifth stroke of your jaw, whereupon you realize that the "candy" is a starchy, chalky paste which threatens to coat the entirety of your mouth's interior with it's unholy textured homeopathy.

Ack! I need to wash this foulness out of my mouth. But WAIT! I can't drink anything for fifteen minutes - thirty if it's citrus! No matter, I'll just eat somthi -- nope. Can't eat anything for fifteen minutes either. Drat.

I'll just have to stick it out for a little bit.

And repeat every three hours.

Vendors

Every so often...or should I say almost weekly, we have "on-site vendors" in the lobby of my office building. Said vendors proffer goods ranging from chintzy jewelry to books.

But they all drive me nuts.

They camp out in the center of the lobby, right near the entrance to the Men's Room. My section of the office has no bathroom of its own, so I have to walk past these crowded tables every time I need to hit the john. I feel as if they stare hopefully at me whenever I approach, only to have their entrepreneurial hopes dashed as I shuffle by, head down, avoiding eye contact.

Go find a flea market somewhere.

Home and Hearth

Alright...here's the story...

Close to two weeks ago, I wanted to check out my furnace before turning the heat on for the first time of the season. So I went down to my basement to discover a small amount of moisture around one of the bottom corners of the furnace. Having had a small fuel oil leak in the past few months, I decided I'd call up the home warranty folks to send somebody over. A gentleman came by a week ago today. He noted that the moisture was water, and wasn't a serious problem. Then he manually fired up the furnace to confirm it worked. It turned on, and he commented that it was burning fuel, but not particularly well. It worked though. Then he moved over to the side of the furnace.

"Whoa! You two - go over there!" he shouted to his assistant and me as he motioned towards the stairs.

It turns out that exhaust was coming out of the pressure relief valve into the basement, and not venting up the chimney as it was supposed to.

A duct issues from the top of the furnace composed of an elbow and single piece of straight ductwork that enters the base of the chimney. The contractor pulled off the elbow and showed me a large amount of debris. Indicating, appropriately, that he wasn't a chimney expert, he said I should have a chimney inspection since it appeared that the liner had collapsed. He was crouched down taking notes and was about to leave when he caught something out of the corner of his eye.

"Hang on a sec...come here. You see that on top of the controller? That's silt. And see here, too? Higher up. This furnace has been under water. You can see rust in places where it shouldn't be, either, considering this furnace is only three years old. And see, this is a New Yorker furnace. They're usually green. This is gray. It's been painted over." He pointed to a portion of the furnace behind the pressure gauge where the sneaky painter missed a spot.

Hooray. My chimney needs relining in order to use my furnace which may or may not completely fail in near future.

After having a chimney inspector visit this past Monday, Val and I essentially decided that we're going to forget about our current heating system and go for a dual-zone heat pump if we can swing it. I'd rather spend three or four times as much for something that adds value to my house instead of a big chunk of change out of pocket to fix something that could still break in the future.

So I had a contractor come by today, and I have another one coming by tomorrow for estimates on installation.

It's not that Val and I were never planning on putting in a better heating/cooling system, but man. We sure weren't expecting to go for it this soon, and certainly not while we're relying on two space heaters to keep us warm in a rapidly cooling October :-)

Money vs. Quality

For a nice reminder about how Microsoft (and any company with shareholders, really) operates:

Quickest Patch Ever.

But of course, they were only defending themselves...

Right.

And monkey's might fly out of my butt.

Check it.

Oh yeah, and who sold Israel these delightful goodies? Bet you can't guess...

Hooray for China!!!

I just read an article about China's continued suppression of all who would have a free society.

Why is it that it's illegal to buy Cuban cigars in America because of trade sanctions, but China has most-favored-nation trade status? What is it about Castro and Cuba that makes them worse than China?

To be sure, Castro's regime still jails dissenters, but how are they worse than China? How do they even approach China's maleficence? And why the hell does the US of A favor one over the other?

Oh yeah, I forgot...business.

Stupid government.

SOLD! To the man with the large wallet!

And now for today's dose of piss-you-off-real good:

American TV Stations in Fake News Inquiry

Wow.  Thank you, you six conglomerates who own almost all of America's media outlets.

Vox Populi

I just saw the film, "V for Vandetta" last night, having read the complete collection of comics on my flight to Rome last year.  I certainly enjoyed the film - nearly as much as I enjoyed the print.

A phrase in the story came immediately to my mind as I read a story on CNN this afternoon.  The so-called "vox populi" of our nation cried out today in several intriguing protests around the country against certain hard-line immigration reform bills.

I find it a bit upsetting, however, that such a story is relegated to the side-bar lesser headlines on the CNN front page.  It's not even listed as a major news item on ABC's, MSNBC's, or Fox News' front page.

What do we get on CNN's front page instead?  Sensationalism; a minister shot by his wife.  Not to down play the seriousness of the murder, but people die every day.  People are murdered in this country alone every day.  How often do you have hundreds of students in LA walk out of their classes in protest?  How often do you have TENS OF THOUSANDS of employees in Georgia take the day off from work in protest?  How often do you have almost THIRTY THOUSAND citizens march through Phoenix and Milwaukee in protest?

Un-ignorable numbers unifying around the country in common protest, and the media mostly ignores it.  It's not like this is a minor issue, either - this is about immigration - one of the more hotly contested public debates in this country!

The people woke up today, cried out, and the Vox Populi went largely unheard.

You can check out any time you want.

Here's something for the ol' reading:

New WPO Poll

And then there's this one:

US Troops in Iraq

I can't really add much to that other than to say it's time we were outta there.

Even with a four-cylinder!

Have you been to the gas station lately? What do you drive?

I drive an '04 Jetta, and it has the basic 2.0 litre, 4 cylinder engine. I have a stick-shift. I once drove 406 miles with the AC blasting on one 12.5 gallon tank of gas before the gas light came on (and that would've let me drive another 60 miles, according to the owner's manual).

But do you know how much it would cost me to fill my gas tank now?

Try about 40 bucks, roughly - that depends on where I fill up.

Gas prices went up TWENTY CENTS this afternoon alone here in the R-I-C, and even us folks with efficient engines are feelin' it. I genuinely feel bad for peeps I know sportin' 8 cylinders...My parents, my lil' bro, my older bro...sheesh. This is going to put a little financial hurting on everyone who drives.

I know this is all because of the Gulf situation, and I know people have it worse than I do. I know that it would cost me twice as much to fill up in the UK. I'm just venting. The US seriously needs to get off of this petroleum fix.