The Da Stinky Code

So yesterday in the morning I finished reading The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown.  I read Angels and Demons last year, and I enjoyed it for the most part.  The ending was weak, and I felt cheated by a poorly constructed about-face in one character's personality, but I thought it was otherwise a decent book.

Then I borrowed Brown's latest from my mother-in-law.  I wasn't particularly worried about the hot-button issues in the book as I had essentially heard of them.  It would take more than a novelist to shake my faith.

It didn't take long for two realizations to dawn on me: First, I was just as drawn in by the fast pace of The Da Vinci Code as Brown's previous Robert Langdon tale.  Second, I was beginning to suspect some unfortunate similarities between the two novels.

I'll not bore you with the details, but essentially this book read like Angels and Demons in a different country with different secret societies.  The attractive girl losing a loved-one who raised her, a pre-eminent man of his field privy to controversial knowledge that seems, at least on the surface, to threaten the Catholic Church.  The suspicious law enforcement leader, with just enough detail to finger him for the bad guy until the last minute.  The close ally, built up to the reader and transformed into the real enemy based on a flimsy, misunderstood pretext.

Yes, I was offended by several assertians by the characters in the novel.  I was struck more, however, by the lack of rational thought process on the part of the characters.  It appeared as if some of the principal players took leaps of faith rivaling that of literal Creationists when it came to connecting the symbolic links of the plot.  Such loose links and flimsy ties were not limited to the development of characters' attitudes, but the very movement of the plot in most cases.

I believe I could sum up my feelings for The Da Vinci Code by saying I lost a lot of respect for Dan Brown as a writer.  He pulled a Cold Play on this one, borrowing heavily from his own previous hit single.  While a change of key and some different lyrics may result in a different song, the result is the dulling of an otherwise pleasant theme leaving me disinterested yet, strangely, dissatisfied.

Beer

You know, it was less than a year ago that I couldn't stand the taste of beer, yet a strange transformation has taken hold, allowing my taste buds to enjoy the complex flavors of good beer.

Tonight I once again savored the goodness of Rogue Hazelnut Brown ale, one of my favorite drafts served just right at Capital Ale House in Richmond.  Flavorful, malty, not too heavy, and a smell almost of caramel.

Of course, I head off to the Czech Republic in June, with full intention of sampling what many consider the finest beer in the world.

The adventure continues...

The definition of eager...

Today I may be finding out what my salary increase is, as well as my bonus for last year...This combined with my taxes to be completed by the end of the week should allow Valerie and I to start looking for a house in earnest. No more renting!

So here I am, waiting expectantly, hoping to hear about my raise today, or tomorrow, or the next day...

UPDATE:
So I did find out what my bonus was, and my raise.  They were both pretty sweet, especially for my first year.

Then I did my taxes today, and all of that essentially disappeared.  Uncle Sam indeed.

Neil.

Listen to the Neil Young song, "Like a Hurricane," and tell me it's great. Then I'll laugh at you until I'm hoarse.

That must have been one of the crappiest songs I've heard in 5 years.

Let it snow...Finally.

So it appears that there will finally be some serious snow in Virginia today.  Took long enough, considering there's only about a month left of winter...

And of course, it would just figure that the serious snow comes on a weekend with no chance of getting me out of work.

Nice to see either way, though.

Guh...Fuh...Buh...

Bored.

I am bored.

I want to go home.

I was wrong.

Oh my...Final Destination 2 was even worse than Final Destination.

I determined last night that as soon as Final Destination 3 hits the Byrd here in Richmond, my buddy Dave and I have to go see it.  Just to laugh.

That's all there is left to do.

The end of the line...

Holy Crap.

Just thought I had to let that sink in a little bit. I just watched a movie that rivals Battlefield Earth for worst movie ever. That movie is Final Destination. Sweet mercy it was terrible. And now I'm subjecting myself to Final Destination 2. Thank you, USA Network.

What if this is as lame as it gets?

I suppose it had to end eventually.

Tonight the NFL season ended with the Pittsburgh Steeler's victory over the Seattle Sea Hawks. While I was pretty happy to see The Bus and Bill Cower finally claim a Super Bowl win, I'm sad to see the end of the 2005 season.

Either way, it was a good night for football. I'm out.

Ciao.

Friday at last...

Gosh it's been a stressful week. I'm not really at liberty to say why (work related) and it's nothing that I caused, but man, has this week left me feeling used up.

Thank the Lord for the weekend. And the freakin' Superbowl. And the righteous 3-day-weekend that I'm taking as a result.

Oh, and a little update on my Ruby on Rails escapade - I'll be working with my lovely wife to develop my first real web application.  This will allow me to work through a real-world example of requirements gathering, database architecture, and programming.  Should be pretty exciting...to me at least.

New Born Blog

If you didn't already notice it in the comment to the last post, my buddy Patrick has set up a blog on his site: http://www.newbornproducts.com/blog

Check it out.  Now.  Do it!

That was...not easy.

So I just upgraded Wordpress from 1.5.whatever to 2.0 - and it took me several hours.

I think if I had explored my Dreamhost dashboard a bit more thoroughly I'd have save a load of time, but since I didn't at first, I spent a crapload of time trying to setup phpMyAdmin on my site, only to find out it was already there.

Jeepers.

Either way, I've upgraded now, and though you can't see the difference, I'm glad it's done.

Celt-o-rama

My buddy Jake approached me recently about starting a traditional Celtic band - just a small group that would perform occaisonally at Rare Old Times, and Irish pub in Richmond's West End.

Considering I'm 3/8 Irish (woohoo!) and I recently restrung my guitar, this should work out quite nicely. Now I just need to go find some music...

I keep on rollin'

So recently I've started completely geekin' out to Ruby on Rails. Ruby is an elegant, easy to use programming language, and Rails is framework on which Ruby is run. The whole setup, when coupled with a MySQL database, allows for some crazy rapid application development, and I'm really excited about it. In fact, I may re-build this entire site using Ruby on Rails with CSS in the near future, if Dreamhost supports Ruby...

The fact that I've actually sat down and worked on this programming stuff for the past few days is a good sign. I've been working through exercises, and I'm planning to purchase two books on the subject this evening.

That's it for now. Maybe more later...or not. I'm not really Mr. Consistent yet, so I make no promises.

Okay, so I lied. Sue me.

So maybe every-day-posting will be a bit slow in coming, but hey - a few days between is better than a couple of months.

I suppose the major thing to report here is that after almost two years, I've finally re-strung my guitar at my wife's behest. I'm pretty happy about it, but now I have to work hard to rebuild the callouses on my left-hand finger tips. Ouch.

Other pertinent tid-bits included in this post:
1. Super Bowl XL is set; The Steelers vs. The Seahawks. Here's hopin' the Bus and his Iron City cohorts can take down the birds.
2. Next month, I start looking for a house in earnest. No more freakin' renting, God willing.
3. I've started going to the gym! I hope to need alterations to the suit I'm wearing for James' wedding in June!

So there ya have it. Maybe tomorrow?

I'm back!

Well, after a long hiatus, I've returned. At the suggestion of Patrick, I'm going to try to write in here every day, even if it's only in the traditional blog style of posting an interesting link.

Here's what's been going on lately:
1. My buddy Dave has temporarily moved in with my wife and I.
2. I've finally set up wireless in my apartment.
3. Mugs' baby is able to travel, and has come to visit!
4. I made lasagna, completely from scratch (noodles and sauce, too!), and it's steller!

Well, that's it for the moment. More from me later.

Ciao!

The BABY!!!

Yesterday, at around 6:20 pm EST, my little nephew was born to my brother Mugs and his lovely wife, Valorie!

Little Donavan Patrick Warshaw came into the world at 7lbs 9oz.!!!

Now I get to play the part of the crazy uncle...Oh ho ho...{{devlish laugh}}

All right, all right...

So I haven't exactly been posting much here lately, especially not about Italy like I said I would.

Truth is, I've been pretty busy lately with work, writing things for A Pair of Pathetic Peripatetics, and living my life with my lovely Valerie.

So I'm posting here more or less to let people know that I still care about this site. Even though only 4 people a month actually check it out.

Maybe it's more for my sake so I don't abandon the project. I really want to make a habit out of capturing my thoughts, feelings, and opinions.

Anyway, I'm still around, and I'll keep posting!

Oh, the food...

Okay, after working on a placeholder design for A Pair of Pathetic Peripatetics as well as some writing for said site, I've finally gotten around to disclosing some of the fine details of the trip to Roma!

What better way to start than with the food?

If there's one item from the vast repitoires of Italy's kitchens with which most Americans are familiar, it's pizza. I must say, pizza is quite delicious in Roma, and certainly average pizza in Roma is better than 99% of the pie here in the states. The real treasure, however, is in the funky, divey city of Napoli (Naples). Here you will find the granddaddy of modern pizza, with it's puffy outer crust and flavorful dough. Pizza Margherita is the traditional dish in Napoli, and is the very picture of perfection through simplicity. The components are as follows:

  1. Pizza dough
  2. crushed tomatoes
  3. fresh buffalo mozzerela cheese
  4. sunflower oil
  5. fresh basil for garnish in the middle


That's really it. There's barely enough crushed tomato to cover the surface of the crust, and torn pieces of the fresh cheese scattered across the top, and a healthy drizzling of the oil. This is cooked fast and hot in what appeared to be a coal-fired brick oven as old as the 1923 restaurant in which Valerie and I sampled it. The result? Savory, smokey crust you could eat by the pound, even without toppings. Everything blended together like it was the way food was meant to be...

But I gush...

There was, of course, loads of pasta. Two particular culinary wonders stood out - the tortellini, far more tasty than any here in the states, and just about anything served "alla bolognese". The latter were dishes served in a simple but intensely flavorful meat sauce, so good you'd crave it by the spoonful if you'd had it.

And finally, the gelato. Words cannot describe the Italian perfection of ice cream, so I will not attempt such heresy.

In fact, I need to stop writing now, because the lack of food from the Mother Land is quite depressing.

Ciao!

Photographicness!!!

So here's a link to a shload of digi-cam pics from my trip to Roma! Almost all of them were taken by my wonderful wife, except for most of the night shots (because I had a steadier hand).

This is perhaps only half the digital shots, but they're the creme, as it were. Once I get my film shots, I'll try to post more.

Remember, more deets from the trip coming soon!

Ho rinviato!

My wife and I are back from BEAUTIFUL Roma, Italia. In the coming days I'll have a few specific pieces dealing with the various aspects of the trip.

Stay tuned!!!

The very Phatty Dopeness itself...

Holy craplacticus, Batman - watch this video now. Great music, sweet Samuri Jack - style video.

A slow time...

Alright, tomorrow my wife and I head out to Rome. We'll be gone for about a week and a half, but when we return, I'll have plenty of stories to tell...

Stay tuned!

The Site is ACTIVE!

A Pair of Pathetic Peripatetics is now live. It looks boring, and there's barely any content, but that'll change soon enough. Enjoy!

Keep your nose peeled...

Soon, oh yes, very soon, my brother Mugs and I will be creating a new website called "A Pair of Pathetic Peripatetics."

This website will stay up as the content of the new site will likely be more focused on discussion, issues, humor, or who knows. The content will be jointly edited by my bro and I, and I will attempt to work on some kind of graphics for the site (yeah, I still have to work on this one first).

Here's to another grand web adventure!