Inspector Beat Box

Check out this crazy dude playing the flute and beat-boxing at the same time, to the tune of the Inspector Gadget theme song (with a touch of Axel F thrown in there):
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ZX5qdIEB0&w=425&h=350]

He also covers Super Mario Bros., and Sesame Street. Thanks to Elizabeth, my sister-in-law, for the tip.

Introducing the Book

Open it? If it had been that straight forward, I wouldn't have called Helpdesk.

EDIT 2/20/2007: Dang it, the video is no longer available. It was a funny medieval version of tech support though...

Purple and Brown, texture like sun...

I have no idea why I never heard of this before, but the fellas at Aardman Animation (hello...Wallace and Grommet?) have created a series of short claymation toons that are available for viewing on YouTube.

For your viewing pleasure, here's one of the latest:
[youtube [www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWWuW_ce7jk&w=425&h=350])

1 North Belmont

Valerie is zonked out in bed, but I can't go to be right after a big meal, so I don't feel bad staying up to write this post on Valentine's Day.

Tonight Val and I had an 8:30 reservation for dinner at 1 North Belmont in the Museum District of Richmond. WOW.

This was one of the best dining experiences I've yet had in my short quarter century, and as I really do mean "experience" I'll start with the service. One word sums up the staff, and that is attentive. I felt as if my wife and I were guests of the whole crew, each of whom made sure we were not without cocktail, bread, or water. The timing was perfect, neither rushing us through courses nor waiting too long to check on us. One gentleman in particular, Terry, was absolutely friendly without being intrusive while the bar tender was a master of his craft, personally delivering his alcoholic alchemy to our table.

And the drinks! We didn't have many, but each of Val's two Cosmos (with Grey Goose) was consistently perfect, while my Tanquaray No. Ten and Tonic was expertly mixed.

But we didn't choose this restaurant for the service and mixology. Chef/proprietor Frits Huntjens crafts a frequently changing selection of impressive appetizers and entrées. Valerie and I both started out with the Bisque aux Fruits de Mer - seafood bisque. Our bowls were brought to our tables nearly empty at first. In each was placed a piece of jumbo lump crab meat, a shelled and deveined shrimp, fresh chopped tarragon, a drizzle of cream, and a small piece of cheese, I believe. A waiter then came to our table with a serving dish full of the bisque and ladled two generous scoops into each of our bowls. A few drizzles of Pernod were added to each bowl, and what a difference it made! I've had my share of bisque, but the liqueur really set off the expertly blended flavors of the lobster, shrimp, and crab.

Next came the beautifully presented main courses. Valerie chose the bacon-wrapped beef tenderloin which included a potato croquette and some wonderfully decorative and culinarily complimentary vegetables. I ordered the tuna.

Pardon me while I gush.

My amazing dinner consisted of pan-seared sashimi-grade Ahi tuna split by an asiago cheese crostini (what essentially looked like a rough-edged potato chip, but all broiled cheese) and served on a bed of creamy saffron risotto. To the side were some delicious roasted string beans and young carrots. Surrounding the fish was what really made my dinner, however - a ginger-infused beurre blanc sauce. Oh my. The tuna was fine on it's own, but almost demanded to be dipped into this perfect creamy compliment. It's easy to have too strong a ginger flavor present, but the balance was expert. Rarely has tuna tasted so incredible.

I could not, however, stop at dinner. I needed dessert. Valerie was mostly full at this point, but tasted some of my chocolate mouse. The dish was served in an edible chocolate cylinder with raspberry coulis drizzled across the plate. Amazingly fresh berries and freshly whipped cream joined the confection on the plate.

Were I a richer man, I would surely be a regular of this fine establishment rather than a once-a-year special occasion diner. I'm always tempted to experiment with the more adventurous luxury foods such as fois gras or sweetbreads, but at these prices my proletarian paycheck forces me to stick to the foods I'm confident I'll enjoy. But oh my, did I enjoy this.

Cheers, and Happy Valentine's Day, two minutes before midnight!
Daniel

Anthony Bourdain is Your Mom's Hero...

...and funnier than many stand-up comedians. Guest-writing on Michael Ruhlman's blog, Bourdain pretty much nails down how I feel about the Food Network these days - and even shares many of my opinions about their cadre of stars.

I do believe I'll be scouring Da Webs for more of his writing. I have to force myself to stifle my laughter whenever I come across any of it.

(read: "stupid blog memes")

You know, I'm sick and tired of seeing the following on websites:

"...So and so likes to [insert sarcastic italicized word/phrase here] (read: [insert true meaning of statement here])..."

A good example is on the otherwise excellent Daring Fireball:

"...but that Apple “seek” (read: “pay for”) a license..."

I know I've probably been guilty of it myself at least once, but I'm starting to see it EVERYWHERE. I've already seen it on two completely different sites today (including DF), with different styles, purposes, and audiences. There are a few things that bug me about it.

First, it's not really funny anymore. I'm sure somebody started using that device for the purpose of emphasizing the lunacy of a discussed topic. Now I see it at least once a day. Why did the chicken cross the road? To peck your eyes out for using a joke that stopped being funny the second time you heard it.

Second, I don't like the way this device functions. It assumes you didn't get the sarcasm in the first place. When you examine the contextual use of the "(read:)" element you see that it's at least redundant and at most presumptuous.

Finally, why on earth is it structured in such a way? Writers often use parentheses to contain explanations or extensions of preceding statements. Why, then, do we need to add "read:" inside the parentheses? It's as if the author is saying, "Just in case you don't know what to do with the following words, you should read them. And assume that's what I really meant." d00d, teh sux0rz.

The Nation of California

I just read a fantastically interesting op-ed piece in the New York Times that explores the hypothetical possibility of California, among other states/regions of the US, splitting from the Union.

The reasons, implications, and related concepts are pretty fascinating both politically and economically. Worth a read.

Laugh. Graphically.

I just found a website called indexed (yes, it's lowercase) that seems to have scans of index cards, each of which contains an info-graphic of some kind. There are x-y graphs, Venn diagrams and other such charts each illustrating a humorous concept.

My favorite so far?
The law of average.

Funnier than the funniest funny things.

Mugs is wound tighter than a 311 snare drum as he anticipates the decision of UDel's grad program.

Consequently, he's started venting his stress through highly amusing writing along with some poetry on his site.

Go read it now. Share in his stress with a good belly-laugh.

Alchemist Lux

I just got a new pair of kicks in the mail today - the Alchemist Lux by Medium Design Group.
Alchemist Lux in Kelp
Very nice pair of shoes - the attention to detail is incredible, inside and out. You can actually find a better visual overview at Zappos, but I have to say that these look even better in person. From the deep brown leather accents to the high-contrast yellow stitching, these are excellent footwear.

Yes, I know this is out of place for me, seemingly, but ever since I went to Italy I never saw shoes the same way. Even the aging middle-class "every-man" wears cooler shoes than Americans do. Does this mean I need to wear cool shoes? Certainly not. But I've certainly come to like them - and not for vanity (I doubt the coolest of treads would bolster my social standing even if I wanted them to), rather a growing appreciation for the well designed.

New Kenna!!!

Holy crap!!! Kenna is coming out with a new album! Go, quickly, to his MySpace page and check out the song, "Better Wise Up" - it's the super HOTNESS.

The Real Ask Dan #10

Q: If a nuclear war happened at Florida State (in the middle of the woods, on a mime), would anyone care?

A: Well, Mugs, that depends...would my sister-in-law still be there? If so, then yes, I and the rest of her family would care. If she'd already graduated and left, then no. Probably not...

Though I dare say it would be more entertaining if a mime, um, mimed the stages of nuclear war, in the woods, at FSU. Who wouldn't love to see a face-painted gentleman imitate the disintegrating human body? Or moreover the many stages of radiation sickness?

And speaking of sickness, as Ask Dan limps along on its last legs, be sure to post questions for next week in the comments section!

Sushi again!

Today I decided that I wanted sushi for lunch. Now I've eaten sushi before, but only once, and at a dedicated sushi restaurant. Today I was at Ukrop's - the Richmond area super market chain.

I really wanted something with tuna, because I know I like that raw. I was hoping to try something with avocado since I'd only barely tasted some with a piece of Dave's sushi the first time I went down this road. There were only a few that had avocado, but every piece had it so I decided against it in case I didn't like it. As for the tuna...well...the closest I got was half tuna, half salmon. I grabbed my chopsticks and a little cup for my soy sauce, and went to pay and eat.

Halfway through, I realized...there was not enough soy sauce. There were no more packets when I grabbed my food, so I had to deal with the single, undersized packet I had. I pretty much ran out after about two thirds of my food. No big deal, I thought, and I plugged on.

A plain tuna roll is pretty freakin' bland without soy sauce.

For realz. I still want to have sushi again. In fact, I may grab some this evening. But wow, I'm gonna make sure I have plenty of soy sauce this time.

Guitar Music and 300 Posts!!!

That's right...this sucker is post number THREE HUNDRED. Dang. I've been at this periodical writing thingy for around 2.5 years now, and I've found that I actually kinda like it. It's only fitting, then, that my 300th post has to do with music and The Web - a single entry which pretty well summarizes the general flavor of my past writings - a blog signature, if you will...

One of my staple reads is The Very Daily Weblog of Joshua Blankenship, and lemme tell ya - this guy practically oozes creativity. Ignoring the fact that his blog's structure borrows heavily from Kottke (to which he cops), this fella is a graphic designer, photographer, web designer, and musician. His latest post, in fact, is all about highlighting mind-blowing acoustic guitar players - something I've done from time to time on my own site. So rather than post a single embedded clip for each of the players Blankenship references, I figured I'd simply link to his post.

So go ahead and check out New School Acoustic Guitar Wizardry. Pay particular attention to Robert Taylor. Wow.

And stick around, you loyal 5 or 6 readers. I'm not going anywhere, and neither is this site. Even if I only add one new reader ever six months :-)

Final Fantasy

No, not the game series - an awesome delay/loop jockey with a mediocre voice but a great sense of timing:
[youtube [www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q02ompQhtY8&w=425&h=350])

Broccoli

Courtesy of McSweeney's:

A good source of vitamin E, which is otherwise hard to get into the diet. Especially if the "diet" is microwave dinners for one, seasoned with tears.

Super Bowl XLI Revisited

Woohoo!!! What a game! Turnovers galore, pouring rain, defense all over the place...and Peyton Manning finally gains a Super Bowl ring!

Time for bed now after an exciting party :-)

Little Miss Sunshine

I just rated Little Miss Sunshine 3 of 5 stars on my Netflix account. The automated system suggested I would give 4.5 stars, and indeed, I anticipated the movie as something within the bounds of my ever more snobby taste.

Before I continue I have to say that the acting was excellent. From Steve Carell to Alan Arkin, the performances depicted characters, not merely the cast.

The rest of the movie, disappointingly, began to feel contrived about halfway in. Now if you haven't seen the film and want to judge for yourself, I suggest you stop reading, because I'm about to give away some details.

Still here? Okay.

I was fine with the travails of the Hoover clan as they drove on from New Mexico to California, Until Arkin's character died in Arizona. It's not so much the death that bugged me - rather, the family decides to plug on to Redondo Beach and sneak the body of Grandpa out the window of the hospital. And put him in the back of the Microbus. And drive his corpse through the desert to Cali-for-ni-a so they won't miss little Olive's beauty pageant. Did anyone else yell, "WTF?!?!" when that transpired? Am I the only one? I understand this is a movie, but it's a movie with a script that takes place in the generally realistic present day world. Nothing up to this point prepared me for the dysfunctional family to turn suddenly and morbidly crazy. Nobody else in the traveling party put up much of a real fight against driving the remains of a family member through the desert just to make it to a beauty pageant.

Add to this a cop who doesn't notice a dead body wrapped in a sheet in the back of the VW, a painful personal discovery for the older son Duane (because everybody on this Microbus of life has to suffer somehow), and the family dance on stage at the pageant, and you have a recipe for...well, it's a recipe. And that's the point. This film felt like it contained several elements of recent popular "Indie" film in America. Character driven story. Off-kilter humor. Non-mainstream sound track. Greater focus on cinematography. Heck, even I was delighted to hear not one, but TWO Sufjan Stevens songs in the film (well, one was during the end credits).

The wonderful acting, the characters, the film making - none of this, regrettably, can make up for the slightly cheated feeling I'm still experiencing as a result of the story and it's palpably artificial plot constructs.

Here's hoping that Gondry's Science of Sleep leaves me better satisfied.

Super Bowl XLI

I love American Football - I have since I was a toddler, and I love it more today at 25. Never before, however, have I been so amped about the upcoming Super Bowl as I am this year. For the past two weeks, I've been reading articles, analysis, predictions, statistics, etc. in anticipation of the big game.

We have the Indianapolis Colts playing the Chicago Bears, and there are so many interesting side stories surrounding each team that I won't go into them. All I can do at this point is continue to wait in giddy anticipation until 6:25 tomorrow evening, when whoever wins the coin toss will decide, "kickin' or stickin'."

Ask Dan's Last Stand

Alrighty...two weeks in a row and the ol' question pool is dry as a bone. This is Ask Dan's last chance before I take it out back and shoot it...

Post any questions in the comments section, or at least a preemptive eulogy for our quickly fading feature.

Dansa Dansa!

Awesome blend of Daft Punk's "Around the World" with some mighty old-school dance footage:
[youtube [www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=339ixMtHrVk&w=425&h=350])

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

I just got Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots by the Flaming Lips yesterday. Wow. I freakin' love it.

It turns out I'd heard quite a few of the songs with reasonable frequency such as "Are You a Hypnotist," "In the Morning of the Magicians," and "Flight Test." Having listened through the album several times, though, I'm really starting to groove to some of the other tracks - "One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21" for instance.

The album in its entirety is spacey and musically cohesive. The vocals are a little on the weak side, but only if taken in isolation. As part of the rich audio landscape present on this disc, they are contributing - no, vital to the overall mood.

More exciting to me are the actual compositions. Catchy rhythm parts coupled with wonderful melodies and themes support the surrealistic vocals and production.

Here is an album I can see growing on me further with time. Big props to my buddy Joel for indtroducing me to this album way back when.

Beer!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Beer! I finally started enjoying beer a few years ago, and since then I've always enjoyed trying out new ales and lagers at such fine establishments as Capital Ale House, and well, anywhere in Prague :-)

Though much of what's on Wikipedia is of dubious accuracy, I found their entry on beer to be exceptionally informative. Containing links to more info, as well as a thorough categorization or brew types, the entry was an easy entry point into further beer nerdery.

Microsoft utilizes a new tactic...

My boss sent this hilarious picture around:
Microsoft fights back

Google Video p0wnz your mom.

Google Video just go a whole lot cooler by doing something I was eager to see after Google bought YouTube...

You see, I love YouTube, but I HATE their search capabilities. Google, on the other hand, lets you search by phrase and other excellent modifiers. Google Video now includes YouTube videos in the search results.

Thanks, Google, for making my work day THAT MUCH MORE unproductive by making it even easier to find those wacky video clips I crave so much :-)