Corporate Neologizing

Few things drive me crazier than companies making up their own stupid buzzwords. Are they trying to come with catchy terms that they hope will provide free advertising as they theoretically worm their way into colloquial language? Regardless of intent, here is a short list of made-up words/phrases born out of ill-conceived advertising programs:

Fourth Meal
Threeconomics
Nougatocity (or any of Snickers' terrible terms)
Comcastic
People Ready

You get the point. If you have any others you've seen/heard in any form of advertising, put it in the comments.

Overcast

nate

Nate tries to avoid photographs as much as possible, but I think I caught his good side here.

So I returned from the Outer Banks this evening, and while it rained almost the entire time (as was expected) it was fantastic to be away with good friends. We had plenty of laughs, craziness, and tom-foolery to carry my spirits for a while, and I think this will sufficiently tide me over until my vacation in May.

Rainy Beach Escape

I'm heading down to Corolla, NC, in the Outer Banks for the weekend with Valerie. We're staying with some friends in some glorious rental house, and while it's expected to be cold and rainy the entire time, I'm not terribly worried. We'll be out of town and near the ocean, so it's bound to be an awesome time.

Oh yeah, and I'll have the camera and laptop with me, so there may be some pictures along the way.

Digital Regression

Today I received a glorious new toy.

reflected self-portrait

Valerie and I now own a Nikon D90 and a Nikkor 50mm f/1.4G lens to go with it. It's safe to say that my picture-taking/posting is going to accelerate a little, especially since I can use that lens on Valerie's more modern N65 film SLR.

Breaded To the Point Of Parody

Mercy me, but Patton Oswalt's review of the KFC Famous Bowl is funny enough to bust guts.

Shady

val with sunglasses

Meme Fail?

I can't decide whether FAIL stickers are totally awesome or an example of how this meme is way overripe.
(via uncrate)

Something Awesome This Way Comes

I feel giddy. Oh so giddy. There are parcels making their respective ways to my office this week. They're coming from different locations but depend on one another. I bet regulars could guess pretty easily what I'm talking about, but either way, I'll be posting all about it when the time comes.

Until then, I just had to type away some of the excitement :-)

Watchmen

Tonight I watched the film adaptation of Alan Moore's Watchmen. Having read the graphic novel twice I have to say that the film sticks fairly close to the source material. Where it deviates I don't feel that the intent and main plot points were sacrificed. I was quite happy with the acting for the most part, and the visuals captured graphic novel's imagery well. Some musical transitions and editing were clumsy, but not so much to foul the entire experience.

I'm still digesting the whole thing, but I think I can comfortably give this 4/5.

Micrographtacular

It turns out Flickr has a group devoted to Scanning Electron Microscopy, and it's completely captivating - even if some of the images are freaky and surreal.

Remixing YouTube

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzZi-btc8AA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&w=580&h=470]

File this under the "too amazing not to post even though everybody else is doing it" department, but Kutiman's project, ThruYou, is one of the most incredible media experiments I've yet seen.

This audio/video cut-and-paste represents, to me, the very best of the Internet's potential. YouTube became a gigantic repository of largely user-generated material which has become reasonably easy to mine. An enterprising (and brilliant according to my ears) musician needed only to piece together samples from a seemingly endless pool of candidates. I'm sure Kutiman may not have been the first, but he sure is good. I'd like to see more of this - there's so much material available, and plenty of talented mixers out there.

And, more broadly, I'd love to see what else clever artists can assemble from the mass of content at their collective disposal.

Master of Simile

A smart, talented, accomplished writer-actor like Myers spending years meticulously creating, rehearsing, and refining an obnoxious one-note cartoon like Guru Pitka is a like a group of brilliant scientists working around the clock for a decade to build a malfunctioning fart machine...


Nathan Rabin in his dissection of The Love Guru

Music of the Class of '99

My ten year high school reunion is approaching this year, and I was trying to remember what songs were popular around my final days at Central High in Lunenburg County, VA. Naturally, all the music of my younger days has started blending together, so I turned to Wikipedia for help.

Now I'm counting music over a rough one year period that starts right after my junior year (when I became a rising senior) and ends around the time I graduated (when I was no longer a high school senior). I think music from that last summer before college is associated with its own set of memories and transitional nostalgia.

So, for better or for worse, here's everything that hit number 1 at least once on Billboard's Modern Rock and Pop Charts between the second half of June, 1998, and the first half of June, 1999. I've linked, where possible, to YouTube videos of the songs, so there's always the risk that some might disappear over time.

Modern Rock:
Semisonic - "Closing Time"
Goo Goo Dolls - "Iris"
Eve 6 - "Inside Out"
Barenaked Ladies - "One Week"
Hole - "Celebrity Skin"
Goo Goo Dolls - "Slide"
Lenny Kravitz - "Fly Away"
Cake - "Never There"
Everlast - "What It's Like"
Sugar Ray - "Every Morning"
Lit - "My Own Worst Enemy"

Hot 100 (for all intents and purposes, this was the Pop chart until February 2005):
Brandy and Monica - "The Boy Is Mine"
Aerosmith - "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Monica - "The First Night"
Barenaked Ladies - "One Week" (yeah, this was on both charts)
Lauryn Hill - "Doo Wop (That Thing)"
Divine - "Lately"
R. Kelly and Céline Dion - "I'm Your Angel"
Brandy - "Have You Ever?"
Britney Spears - "...Baby One More Time"
Monica - "Angel of Mine"
Cher - "Believe"
TLC - "No Scrubs"
Ricky Martin - "Livin' la Vida Loca"
Jennifer Lopez - "If You Had My Love"

It appears that the pop charts had a lot more variety, but consider that they covered pretty much every genre at the time (hence Barenaked Ladies appearance on both the Modern Rock and Hot 100 lists above).

Ejection

Something that might seem like a small detail about my iPhone that still makes me quite happy is that fact that I don't really have to "eject" the device before I unplug it from a computer. This probably seems like no big deal to the average user since most devices we plug in to our computers can be unplugged as simply as we plug them in. Devices which store data, however, are another story.

Whether on Windows or OS X, you're often warned of possible data loss when you simply unplug a memory card, external hard drive, media player, or smartphone. You're supposed to go to the Finder (on a Mac) or My Computer (in Windows) and eject the device before unplugging it. My hardware and operating systems knowledge are steadily fading into oblivion from disuse, but I believe this eject action essentially attempts to cease communication with the device in question by wrapping up any data transfer or use by software programs. This is particularly helpful, nay, crucial, when you're copying files on to an external hard drive or syncing a smartphone so you don't damage a file by only transferring a piece of the whole.

Now I'm not in the habit of unplugging my iPhone in the middle of syncing or copying, but I've known since it was discussed at launch and since I've used one myself that, generally, you can just pull the sync cable right out of the phone without having to worry. This, as I understand it, is to allow you to take a phone call without having to bring iTunes into focus to eject the device or wait for syncing to complete.

I think, though, that the real benefit here is removing a needlessly confusing step from day-to-day use of the iPhone. Why can't we do this with other data storage devices?

I hadn't considered this for years because I'd wager that if you were the sort of person who used an external hard drive or a card reader on your computer, you were savvy enough to understand why you don't yank those out in the middle of use, and the process of logical ejection wasn't likely to confuse or get in the way. It made technical sense and seemed like a safe way to protect data. But it's not just the nerds making use of these devices anymore.

Many computers come with built in card readers, there are consumer-level external hard drives gaining broader use for media storage and back-up, and there is the omnipresence of digital media electronics like the iPod. The people who are using these products often have enough knowledge of computers to use Microsoft Office and surf the internet. They might not understand that simply unplugging that external hard drive might corrupt the iTunes library file stored therein if they hadn't closed iTunes first and/or ejected the drive. The gist of the issue, as I see it, is that the current process of device ejection requires the user to be active about handling device communication closure. The way the iPhone is handled, on the other hand, allows the user to ignore this while a software layer handles this. The computer...um...gets out of the way.

I'm not sure how, exactly, iTunes handles this functionality. Perhaps there's something in the software on both sides - the phone AND the computer - that only keeps complete files. Whatever the case, I wonder what barriers exist to implementing the same ability for other devices. It sure would be nice to be able to yank a memory card out of the computer mid-transfer so you could stuff it back into the camera and get a picture of your kid goofing off. It would be nice if you could simply take your laptop and go without having to close a bunch of programs and eject some hardware.

This is, for sure, a trivial element of a user's interaction with a computer. But as more non-technical people continue to use computers for an ever-increasing variety of tasks we should consider those little hindrances that, while on their own pose little problem, collectively add up to a steeper learning curve.

Of Alarm Clocks and Volume Controls

Why does an alarm clock's volume control go all the way to silence?

I'm sure it's a matter of time and money savings by using the default range of the electrical component, but it seems strange that you'd ever silence an alarm clock with anything other than the snooze button or off switch.

Snow Day

Richmond finally got enough snow to mean something - at least 6 inches in some places - and I'm sitting here at work.

You see, my office doesn't have an official inclement weather policy, and my job generally requires me to be here when I can. Since I have butt-loads of work to accomplish in the first half of this week and no ability to telecommute, I had to venture out into the snow in my trusty Jetta (man, that traction control came in handy today!) and rock the lower three gears of my transmission all the way up Broad Street.

I'd rather be out in the snow taking photographs. Maybe I'll knock-off early and do just that...

Raisin Brahms

This is seriously the funniest public service announcement I've ever seen. Guten taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOsbyuLyPbE&hl=en&fs=1&w=580&h=470]

Pushing My Luck

valerie in the living room

I think I'm starting to get the hang of this push processing stuff :-)

This was TMax 400 shot and developed at roughly 1600.

Movieland First Impressions

So Val and I never made it to the grand opening (circumstances as they were), but this evening we watched our first film at Movieland. We saw Frost/Nixon (4 out of 5, by the way), and were generally impressed by the design and operation of the theater. So impressed, in fact, that we will return tomorrow to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button as originally intended.

A few notes:
1. The projection was gorgeous. Crystal clear, vivid, and all the benefits of brand-new screens and projectors.
2. I look forward to the velour-like seats getting a bit worn in. Even in jeans, I felt as if I was stuck to the seat.
3. I hope they get some automated kiosks for purchasing tickets - not simply for picking up pre-purchased ones. Or they should at least keep five registers open for ticket sales like they did this evening.
4. Dyson Airblades in the bathrooms. Sweeeeeeeeeet.

A Bow-Tie Affair

Tonight's the night that Bow-Tie Cinemas' Movieland at Boulevard Square opens. Valerie and I are still debating which movie to see and when, but I'm currently lobbying for tonight's 7:20 showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

I think (when the weather is nicer) I'll see if I can make it there on my bike in 15 minutes - then I'll never have to worry about parking :-)

Basil for Dinner

Isaac

I finally got push processing to go my way :-)

Space Invaders

Dig this sweet Space Invaders-in-real-life style video from Röyksopp for their latest single:

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3281558&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=ffffff&fullscreen=1
Happy Up Here from Röyksopp on Vimeo.
(via kottke, from whom I rarely re-post because he's so widely read, but I couldn't help myself with this one)

Andy Richter is the new announcer for The Tonight Show!

Holy smacintosh, this is awesome news: Andy Richter, Conan's original sidekick on Late Night, will rejoin the red-headed pale man as The Tonight Show's announcer on June 1st.

I promise...

If only I could get everybody who sends email in my office to sign one of these...
(via swissmiss)

UPDATE: Ack...fixed the link.

Radiohead + Dave Brubeck = AWESOME

This is seriously one of the coolest musical experiments I've yet heard, and I've been listening to it repeatedly:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYa7furgQsA&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&w=580&h=470]
(via waxy)