500th Blog Post: Arm Spirit

What better way to celebrate 500 posts and over two years of reasonably consistent blogging than a post that sums up the very ethos of my website?

I just finished reading about the recall of an arm-wrestling video game in Japan on the BBC News' website. Apparently some unlucky folks are breaking their arms on the device, and while "Even women should be able to beat it," according to a company spokesman, the game is being removed as a precaution.

I think I'd rather watch Over the Top anyway :-)

Booger Hollow?!?

Now I ask you, seriously. Who would want to use the first floor?

Booger Hollow Double Decker Outhouse


Booger Hollow - Double Decker Outhouse


Originally uploaded by dsimmons2006.


Come sail away...

Totally brilliant idea:

picture of a portable sail catamaran

This boat is totally portable, collapses small enough to fit in a car trunk, and only takes about a half hour to put back together. The price is a bit out of my league, but $5000 is a lot cheaper than most sail boats I've ever seen, and this seems a lot more portable, too.

Urban Manifesto

I'm continually amazed with Man's desire to have his cake and eat it, too.

I hate urban sprawl - absolutely. I hate seeing perfectly good land get swallowed up by shopping malls, townhouse developments, car dealerships, and tepidly unoriginal chain restaurants. It saddens me to see Midlothian and Richmond's West End turn into miniature versions of Northern Virginia, locked in horrible traffic and a suburban staleness which characterizes such rapid commercial development.

Recent figures put Virginia's population growth rate around 5.4% - that's about 380,000 people a year! Even if we cut that in half we're talking about a huge net increase in population in my home state. Where do most of these new people go? Urban centers like the DC metropolitan area, the 757 area code, and of course, Richmond, VA.

Unfortunately, this burgeoning collection of new residents doesn't want to live in the urban centers where they seek jobs. The native Virginians don't want to either. "Too much crime!" they cry. "Too much noise! Too filthy! To expensive!"

So those who can afford it move outside of the city. This actually hurts in two ways. First (and so huge a topic on it's own that I'll not address it here in depth), the city itself starts to decay. Land values drop because more people sell than buy. The two-fold decrease in property taxes (fewer residents and lower values collected) causes city budget issues which harm city schools and infrastructure. Thankfully, my fair city of Richmond is in a state of gradual renewal with increasing numbers of young people preferring the character of the city to the vanilla suburbs.

Of course, the more sinister effect of this urban exodus is the so-called urban sprawl. These city workers who want nice yards and picket fences now have to drive a further distance to their place of employ. That's more pollution, folks, especially since the "rugged individualism" fostered so strongly by our culture keeps us from being comfortable in a good-old-fashioned car pool. And don't forget that these suburbanites don't want to drive more than five minutes to do their shopping! So smart retail executives build shops of all sorts in the suburbs. Pretty soon the service industry moves out to the suburbs as well, and you know what? Business in general starts to add to the sprawl. What was once a nice green space is now a densely-populated traffic hell with more petty crime and even a few run-down strip malls closer to the city where the growth started. Suddenly, people in these "suburbs" start looking for more open space and move further out...

And so on.

New construction and development in the city is an easy prospect in my mind (though not necessarily cheap). People expect commercial development, and when you're in the city, you don't typically worry about bulldozing farmland to make way for an apartment building or a sky scraper. I don't mind this sort of development so long as you're not pushing people out (which is yet another topic). In fact, I love seeing dilapidated structures and districts replaced with vibrant new areas to explore.

But then we have the suburbs. Even in such a crowded, bland, sub-divided wasteland as Western Henrico County, people would sooner build characterless town house developments a little further out instead of building a single condo or apartment building that's over four stories tall in an existing developed area. A lot of the people who decry the building of tall structures in these "suburban" areas mischaracterize the concept of urban sprawl when they try to keep the city from coming to them.

Well I say stop building further from the city. I say shut up about tall buildings and denser building plans in these areas. I say build up, not out.

A good example of what I'm talking about is the forthcoming West Broad Village development in Short Pump. Sure this is an upscale, exclusive, corporately planned (by the warm and friendly sounding Unicorp, no less) venture, but they get lots of things right about this such as mixed use space, more densely contained living arrangements (more like the Fan than Brandermill), and a design based on a walkable community. They also plan to have a few towers over 10 stories to house a hotel and office space. Yes, the old farm land that use to sit between West Broad Street and Three Chopt Road is now a collection of berms and dirt, but a series of taller office and apartment buildings clustered in the middle of an already heavily developed section of town will help stem the tide of further suburban spread - not add to it. Imagine how much smaller Innsbrook would be if the buildings were all 10 stories or more!

But no. The citizens of Henrico County don't want tall buildings in their collective back yard. So what if the immediately surrounding area consists of office buildings, car dealerships, highway ramps, and retail space as far as the eye can see. It's too "urban." Well thankfully, plans are moving forward anyway.

Will developments like this solve the problem of urban sprawl? Of course not. But it's my hope that people will stop crying for the loss of their view or the loss of a few acres of grass in the middle of suburbia, and start building up. Otherwise, we'll be weeping for the loss of a few million acres as the population continues its spread out into the surround farmland of the Old Dominion state.

Party Impromptu

It was about five o'clock late yesterday afternoon when one of my best friends, Jake, arrived at my house with his girlfriend to watch a movie with Valerie and I. We watched Blood Diamond, a heart-wrenching story which revolves around illicit diamond trade during Sierra Leone's civil war, which was quite a good movie (and four out of five stars in my book).

By the time the movie was finished, however, it was near eight o'clock in the evening, and none of us had eaten dinner. I didn't really feel like cooking that late, so I suggested the four of us all go out to eat. Valerie, ever practical, didn't want to go out and spend more money at a restaurant when we'd already eaten out quite a bit during the weekend, but my suggestion won out (this time). We decided to try our luck with the ever-crowded Kitchen 64, even as the darkling sky threatened a storm outside.

As soon as we stepped out of the car I knew I'd made a fantastic decision because there, on the patio waiting for a table, were our friends Nikki and Joel, and Kevin and Tiffany. We hadn't seen these two fine couples in several months so we happily sat down with them after putting in my name for a table of our own.

The sky gave us a drizzle as we started to chat, and as that drizzle turned into rain-in-earnest, our four friends were called in to their table. Content with our serendipitous encounter, our original party continued to chat it up.

Not five minutes later, however, Joel popped his head back out of the door back on to the patio and told us to come in and squeeze into the huge booth they had acquired, and to our joy, our party of four became an octet. What followed was a fine couple of hours of reminiscence, food, wine, the news of Nikki and Joel's impending parenthood, and plenty of crowd noise in this young Northside hot spot.

We said our extended good-byes afterwards, as friends often do, varying our farewells a little after just one more topic of conversation, lingering in the parking lot during a break in the rain storm. Finally we parted ways, returning to our separate places of residence, all attempting to mentally forestall the work week that lay ahead.

Chew on This

I wonder if the flavor of this gum lasts an extra, extra, EXTRA long time.

Resurrect Ask Dan?

You know, ever since I became aware that I have this new-found readership of possibly 8 people instead of the 4-6 I'd previously guessed, I've been considering reviving an old friend. Tonight, after some goading from Patrick, I decided I'd test the waters, presidential campaign style. So here goes...

Should I bring back Ask Dan? For the unfamiliar, this was a roughly weekly feature where I'd answer a question from the comments of any post (or emailed? Maybe?). This question could be about anything - Where does "Ploaf" come from? Why is red wine red? How many ducks will you trade for my magic kidney stone? Seriously (or not), submit any question, and I'll pick one and answer it by the end of the day on Friday. The answer may be literal, thorough and exact, or it may be completely absurd. The seriousness of the question doesn't necessarily dictate the seriousness of the response.

I'm hesitant, not just because The Morning News handles this WAY better than I do, but because it sort of swelled like a novelty and faded rather quickly, hanging on barely because of my sister-in-law and her silly questions.

How about it? Should I? If so, bury me with questions in the comments section, or send me one at danielcwarshaw [at] gmail [dot] com.

Sintax is Terrific

Tonight Patrick hosted a rap show/house party at his digs for Sintax the Terrific. Now Sintax is a member of the Deepspace5 family, and I have to say that his performance tonight was totally killer. In addition to bringing a DJ (who was great), he mixed some short readings from assorted books and Scripture in with his hip-hop excellence.

I seriously wish I had brought my digital camera so I could've recorded some short video clips. For now, this will have to suffice:
[youtube [www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3dsZnuLF8&w=425&h=350])

Unsalted Tops

You know, sometimes I feel like I know my buddy Patrick's co-workers better than I know my own. Maybe it's the common interest in general Interwebs Geekery that fosters such a notion.

Anyway, one such co-worker is Phil Barbato, and he writes a comic strip. Check out Patrick and Trey immortalized in the latest edition (and click the image to see the whole thing):

Comic strip about shellfish in soda

Penny Lane Pub

I just returned from a fine evening at Penny Lane Pub with my wife. Terry O'Neill's fine establishment is a Richmond landmark in my book, and represents the closest thing to a genuine English pub in our fair city (and indeed, one of a few real pubs in the area in general).

I've loved this place since I was old enough to drink and it was located on 8th street between Grace and Broad. Now, on East Franklin, Penny Lane is an easy stand-by when I want a tall pint or a well mixed drink in an environment that allows me to sit and hear myself think. While I wouldn't quite recommend the place for dinner (other than the tasty Cornish pasties), the drinks are more than reasonable, even from the top shelf. Best of all, the atmosphere is benign enough that even when Val and I have little ones running around we can still frequent the place; the traditional pub environment is open to families as well as tipplers.

Cocktails

Rarely have I felt so purely as if my brain had been cooked in a lightly-greased, Teflon-coated omelet pan.

I think it's time for cocktails this evening. For serious.

BBC News Uglifies a Little Bit

I noticed today when reading a fascinating story about natural-born identical quadruplets on the BBC News website, that they changed the way their news stories display:

BBC News link option picture

Now they join the countless hoard of blogs that feel compelled to provide ugly and distracting link option icons at the end of each story/post. I hope they're just trying this out, because it doesn't quite complement an already busy-looking site layout.

Con Riso

So after making my own cannelloni from scratch, I was struck with a fascinating idea for a new dish based on several separate Italian components, but fashioned in a wholly unorthodox manner.

First, I'll create spinach pasta (the nice green sort) in sheets and roll it out to it's absolute thinnest, but I won't cook it (yet). Next, I'll cook risotto, probably with nothing more than some cream, white pepper, and some grated Parmesan cheese added to the typical preparation. Finally, I'll cook some spicy Italian sausage and cut it into thin strips. Perhaps I'll roast some asparagus for good measure.

Then I'll spread the rice over sheets of pasta, and place strips of sausage and asparagus across the rice, and I'll roll it up and steam it, slicing the end result into six neat pieces, much like makizushi. This is where my name for the dish comes in: Con Riso, the Italian phrase meaning, "with rice" much like the Japanese word "sushi."

I still have to finalize some of the details, and determine which flavors will really work well together. I'm also hoping that steaming the roll for a short time will be enough to make the pasta tender but not enough to turn the filling in to goop.

So here we go - uncharted culinary territory here! Unless somebody else has already done this...?

Playing Catch Up

So my few loyal readers will have noticed an absence in both posting activity and actual site activity over the past 24 hours. This is because my hosting provider, Dreamhost, had a ridiculous hardware issue that took them a lot of time to properly diagnose and resolve. Even their main support page, Dreamhoststatus.com, was unavailable for quite a while today leaving many folks in the dark as to what was wrong and when it would be corrected.

Serious hardware outages have occurred a few times in the past two years that I've hosted my website with these people, and this time is bringing me even closer to a serious switch in hosting providers. Media Temple's Grid Service is looking pretty good except it's $20 a month vs. the $8 a month I pay now. Anybody have any other good recommendations?

Anyway, I'm going to be writing several posts in the immediate future, so those of you on Twitter or subscribing via RSS, pardon the barrage :-)

Josh Keyes

My friend Steph's site Gentle Graffiti has a post up about artist Josh Keyes, and I have to say his paintings are wonderful.

At once both preposterous and pointed, his scenes render a compelling juxtaposition of the natural and the manufactured. Below is one of my favorites:
Shark Painting

Okay, they're REALLY inept.

It seems that U.S. Customs officials don't have access to knowledgeable computer technicians, since a single network card brought down the whole screening process for TEN HOURS at LAX this past weekend. This was a problem on one computer apparently, the caused issues everywhere else, and led to the stranding of about 17,000 passengers!

How is it that such a critical system could have any single point of failure? And why did it take so long to diagnose the problem and repair it? It's crap like this that feeds the stereotype of "government quality" work.

Lego Ring

I want this so bad it hurts.
Sterling Silver Lego Ring

Radio Lab

For whatever reason, I sort of missed the whole big deal about podcasts in general. I do listen every week, however, to Ira Glass' This American Life. I, like many others, was made aware of Radio Lab on an episode of This American Life. Now I subscribe to two podcasts :-)

Radio Lab is excellently produced and hosted well by Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich, and has recently covered such topics as Morality, Emergence, and Sleep.

I highly recommend this show - it's both entertaining and informative...but don't dare call it edutainment :-)

Lon Gisland

Holy Smokes! I finally bit the bullet and purchased the 2007 EP from Beirut, Lon Gisland, and goodness gracious is it amazing!

The first track is "Elephant Gun" who's video I posted recently, and it stays sweet through the last track, "Carousels," which is simply phenomenal.

I prefer when a band's sound stands on its own, but I do know that a) there is nothing new under the sun, and b) comparisons can be useful, so I'm just gonna say it. Imagine Jeff Buckley or Rufus Wainwright singing a composition by Sufjan Stevens after a trip to Eastern Europe. I know that's a jam-packed comparison, and perhaps you don't like any of those individual components, but seriously. Give it a listen.

If you use SimplifyMedia's amazing utility for iTunes, check out my user name, ploafmaster, and you can listen to the album yourself.

Reminder: Programmers' House Party Tomorrow

Just a quick hey-hey:

Yesterday I created an event on Upcoming.org about the Programmers' House Party. If you're attending, please indicate thusly so I know what to expect.

Yark?!?

It's refreshing to see people look for simpler approaches to problems and, dissatisfied with available options, craft their own.

Fellow web nerd Trey is working on his own nifty flavor of a content management system (CMS) to give him that coveted combination of simplicity and flexibility, and he calls his work-in-progress "Yark" - a portmanteau of YAML and Markdown.

I'll be following this development, and I'm looking forward to a peek at the final product.

Pungent cheeses, lamb, beef, and regret.

It's been a while since I perused McSweeney's Internet Tendency, but I was glad to return today, especially after reading this hilarious entry from "The Lonely Sommelier."

Beirut Revisited

You know, I explored the band Beirut a little more after posting that video for the song "Elephant Gun" a few days ago.

I've gotta say, I'm getting pretty hooked. The twenty-one-year-old Zach Condon assembles some delightful Eastern-European-sounding pop music that really makes me smile. Go to the music page on his site to download 160 kbps MP3s of two tracks from his first album, totally free.

I think I'm gonna try to pick up his EP Lon Gisland when I get a chance.

URINETOWN: The Musical

I just got off the phone with my lovely wife, and I hung up the phone laughing about what she shared with me.

On her way down the interstate to a client's site she spotted an all-yellow billboard proclaiming a genuine Broadway musical called Urinetown!

I'm sorry, I guess it's the part of me that's still a 6-year-old boy refusing to grow up that finds this amusing - but apparently I'm not the only one: who knew that a pee-titled performance could be nominated for 10 Tony Awards?

Good-bye Google, Hello Amazon!

So if you're viewing my site directly instead of through an RSS reader (do I have any regulars like that, anyway?) then you'll notice that as of today the Google ads have been replaced my a little Amazon ad.

I've done this for a number of reasons. First, I'm able to choose exactly what I want in that box. This makes it more relevant to me, and likely to my readers as well. Second, I think I actually have a better chance of generating even tiny amounts of revenue with Amazon's links than Google's, and this is related to my first point.

For example, why would you click on a link to the House Party Planning website that Google coughed up when I created my post about the Programmers' House Party? On the other hand, if you like music, movies, games, books, random crap, etc., it's more likely that you'd at least look at the album or film I'm recommending, and hey, maybe even buy it.

Whatever. I'm not expecting any real revenue for this (what with my handful of regular readers), but I figure it's better to experiment with it now. Who knows what would happen if my crazy little site were to be linked on Digg or something and my bandwidth spiked for a few days...at least I'll have a slightly better chance at recouping some of the cost that would incur. Maybe :-)

So about the first recommendation - it's for the upcoming album by Kenna called Make Sure They See My Face. I absolutely loved the first album, and the samples I've heard for this new disc make me want to purchase it as soon as I can.

Now I promise I won't be hawking crap at all of you on a regular basis, but I figure since the ad is supposed to reflect something I like, I might as well explain it. In the future, I'll likely just change the ad when I talk about some music or movie I like, and I won't discuss the link, so don't worry about it.