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The sweet stupidity of the first down measurement → like all rituals that make no sense, we take this one extra seriously.

At the beginning of this year, The Onion's A.V. Club started a column about NFL football. The writing, as with most of the writing on the website, is typically good. But every now and then, you get a real gem like the "Measure for pleasure" section that opens today's entry.