Five Primal Emotions


"Five Primal Emotions" OR "Watch Dan Practice Facial Gymnastics" from ploafmaster on Vimeo.

But I'm Forty.

Less artistic, but more appropriate to today (just make sure you turn up the volume, it's pretty quiet):


February 29 from GuySansom on Vimeo.

18fps

Tasty.


18fps from 16:9 on Vimeo.

Leap!

Wikipedia's entry for February 29th is full of distractions for your Friday, with lists of notable historical events, births, deaths, et al.

Ruby from the Hive Mind

Dan Benjamin has done it again.

Today he's posted full instructions for a "roll your own" install of Ruby, Rubygems, Rails, and Mongrel on Leopard. As soon as I get home I'm going to take a stab at it, but I'm sure it'll be as easy as his previous efforts.

The Shatner

Reasons Why I Love "The Sneeze" #2874: Naming a toilet.

Make sure you won't disturb anybody with your laughter before you read this.

Vampire Weekend

If you get a chance, check out the music of Vampire Weekend. Yesterday's Fresh Air contained a review of their self-titled disc, and I have to say that while their music sounds quite derivative, it's still VERY pleasant to the ears.

You can hear two tracks, "Oxford Comma" (Trey and Phil may go bonkers over this one...) and "M79", on their website. I'm a particularly big fan of M79, and after hearing snippets from several other tracks on the Fresh Air review I may have to snag the album.

Don't Call Me White

Alright, I know I'm not the first person to talk about it, but it's just so funny that I can't contain it any longer.

Go read Stuff White People Like. And don't take it too seriously or I'll pee in your Cheerios.
(via Blankenship)

It's a Small City After All

So this morning I hopped in the car and started driving up Seminary Ave. on my typical route to work. I was almost to Brookland Park Boulevard when I noticed a tall, lanky fellow standing by his car on the side of the street. A feeling of recognition hit me, and as I started passing by, I realized it was my friend Isaac from when I was in high school! He recognized me, too, so I parked and jumped out.

It turns out that he just purchased a house three blocks up the street from Valerie and myself. So now I have one of my old pals living in the same neighborhood. Rock, rock on.

Dave Learns to Shoot

dan attaching a lens to a camera

The above shot was taken by my buddy Dave on his first day shooting film with a manual camera. I think he managed to capture my prettier side.

Movie Get

Today Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited releases on DVD. After I pick up my developed film, I'm heading straight to the store to snag a copy. HUZZAH!

A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words

Except when politicians are involved.

Oscars Worth Watching

I have to say, it was refreshing to see an Academy Awards ceremony last night where major award categories were mostly devoid of "mainstream" films. I don't know whether that bodes ill for ABC's ratings or not, but at no point did I feel as if a quality actor/actress or film was usurped by crap. I was particularly happy to see Daniel Day-Lewis pick up Best Actor, and while I'd have liked to see Brad Bird snag Best Original Screenplay for Ratatouille, at least he collected Best Animated Feature.

I think the nominations reinforce the notion that 2007 was an uncommonly good year for the art of film making. I don't know (or much care) how the studios fared, but the craft certainly advanced, and I think the world is better for it.

"I have hair here, but not here..."

Hilarious new-ish commercial from Old Spice:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPYWTkP9NDM&rel=1&w=500&h=418]

For the Discerning Buttock

This fine post about bathroom fixtures reminds me of why I read The Sneeze.

Mr. Warshaw. It's Dot Com.

Mugs has pur-chased his own domain in order to resurrect The Writing on the Bathroom Wall. Go check it out, quickly, before he uploads something useful...

The Dread Pirate Elmo is coming for your soul.

Better not cross this Elmo doll...
(via Engadget)

Hot Diggity

I think I'm having too much fun with iMovie these days...


Hot Diggity from ploafmaster on Vimeo.

Gondry's Own Trailer

Michel Gondry created his own version of the trailer for his upcoming movie, Be Kind Rewind, illustrating rather perfectly what the whole film is about:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B0dJQ35rDs&rel=1&w=500&h=418]

Make sure you check out the official trailer for comparison.
(via kottke)

Satellite Asplode

So here's footage of the failed US spy satellite getting "the business" in orbit above earth, you know, in case you like to see stuff like this:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw_puoWTl9o&rel=1&w=500&h=418]

The Golden Clog Awards

Anthony Bourdain and Michael Ruhlman have concocted a set of awards they call The Golden Clogs, described hilariously by Anthony Bourdain on Eater. My clear favorite category (though not necessarily nominees)?

THE ALTON
For being on Food Network and yet, somehow managing to Not Suck


Be sure to read the follow-up interview with Bourdain as well.

Take a Propagander

Ironic Sans has a great post from January referencing seven specific propaganda tricks to watch out for during the election season. It was fantastic to see somebody approach the campaigning of politicians in this manner.

SNOW MONKEYS

japanese macaque

Sea monkeys, take a hike. Snow monkeys are where it's at. Also known as the Japanese Macaque, these awesome primates live in the northern parts of Japan including the Nagano area. Aside from the awesome fuzzy and snow-frolicking nature of these animals, they're known for swimming and playing around the natural hot springs

The photograph above comes from Flickr user Nachosan, who's photography on the whole is quite excellent.

Total Lunar Eclipse

Tonight, if the clouds ever clear up over Richmond, I plan to check out the Total Lunar Eclipse. There's a full moon out tonight, and NASA was kind enough to provide a cheesy but informative graphic that shows when everything goes down Eastern Standard Time:

diagram of the total lunar esclipse

Two Steps Backwards

Here's a glorious little short film:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsF0Eqs8yQ8&rel=1&border=0&w=500&h=418]

I'm going to guess, by the cheesy synth music, that this effect was achieved by careful rehearsal moving in reverse. The result is incredible, in the same league as the video for Coldplay's "The Scientist".
(via ze frank)