Taking conspicuous consumption to new…ahem..depths, U.S. Submarines manufactures submersible watercraft for the ridiculously wealthy. Check out the Phoenix 1000:
For a cool 78 million clams, you could have your very own. Torpedoes not included (I think…).
Is it wrong to want one?
I’ll go in on one with you Mugs…perhaps a time share arangement. I claim 1 hour of my lifetime for 1000 bucks.