Anyway, here are some tidbits to catch us up:
1. My dad is buried in the same cemetery as the great Vince Lombardy.
2. There’s a horrible new yipping dog across the street that doesn’t know what noise ordinances are.
3. The 8-year-old can of Jones Soda “Whoop Ass Energy Drink” that I keep at my desk is still leaking at the top. Slowly. And that nasty jank still smells like crushed Flintstones vitamins.
That oughtta have me covered for a little while.