I was in Target on Tuesday evening with my wife and sister-in-law when I came across the following on my way to the electronics section:

I don’t think I really need to say anything further on the subject.
I don’t think I really need to say anything further on the subject.
Dear Ask Dan,Why does the Ask Dan section stink like used Boudreaux’s Butt Paste?Thanks,JChrisKelly
I told you about that crap shortly after Donovan was born. Moron. Stealing my thundah.Jake’s gay.